But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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