I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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