I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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