You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I FOUND THE LEGS
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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