we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Mom said you looked used
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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