So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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