i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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