We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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