I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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