i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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