so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
When are your genitals available?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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