How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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