I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
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Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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