The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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