I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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