Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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