Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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