why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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