im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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