I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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