I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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