Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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