im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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