This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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