like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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