I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
dude. I can hear the air.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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