I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
How does one acquire holy water?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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