I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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