she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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