just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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