so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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