were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
my liver is dry heaving
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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