I'm jealous of your bromance
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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