If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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