have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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