Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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