By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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