I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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