K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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