It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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