Pants 0. Shit 1.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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