You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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