i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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