office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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