when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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