READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
