Can Purell be used as lube?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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