I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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