Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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