After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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