The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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