its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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