Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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