this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Dear god my vagina.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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