Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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