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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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